This is where we unload the worst of the worst, the stuff we're desperate to sell. It's true that we'd do almost anything to sell these losers. But... and there's a "but" here. Please don't propose to pay with stuff we can't use. In other words, no more offers of "slightly" moldy rice, no freshly-squashed tarantulas, no hazardous waste. That said, though, we'll go as low as you want, if that's what it takes. It just has to be something of use to a hamster.

Now you know. So please scroll down, click the "Super Saver" link, and look at the cheapies. If there's nothing else you can say for them, they really are cheap.