AWARD: WORST REAL ESTATE

Save money. Buy in a bad neighborhood. Here the locals are guaranteed to terrorize you. Priced accordingly.

Every day that this one doesn't sell, it gets a little bit worse. If you need it, buy it now before there's real damage.

This property is built of highest grade lumber. Most of it is still on the lot. Some assembly required.

Get ready for summer with this lovely, spacious .... whatever. It used to be a pig farm. Use your imagination.

What the house may lack in curb appeal, it makes up for with its stunning natural-Colorado landscape.

We've slashed the price again! Save by doing minor repairs and cleaning yourself. Friendly neighborhood. Near schools.

You'll love the green, shady lot. The house, not so much. But the selling price is literally a steal, as we don't own it.

This sentimental listing is going to bring back memories - like that rotten kid next door who nearly choked you to death.

Ummmmm. This one sells as is. It'll probably stay like it is, too. To date, repairs have not "taken." Lowball offers okay.