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Save money. Buy in a bad neighborhood. Here the locals are guaranteed to terrorize you. Priced accordingly. |
Every day that this one doesn't sell, it gets a little bit worse. If you need it, buy it now before there's real damage. |
This property is built of highest grade lumber. Most of it is still on the lot. Some assembly required. |
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Get ready for summer with this lovely, spacious .... whatever. It used to be a pig farm. Use your imagination. |
What the house may lack in curb appeal, it makes up for with its stunning natural-Colorado landscape. |
We've slashed the price again! Save by doing minor repairs and cleaning yourself. Friendly neighborhood. Near schools. |
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You'll love the green, shady lot. The house, not so much. But the selling price is literally a steal, as we don't own it. |
This sentimental listing is going to bring back memories - like that rotten kid next door who nearly choked you to death. |
Ummmmm. This one sells as is. It'll probably stay like it is, too. To date, repairs have not "taken." Lowball offers okay. |