Trashy house for sale


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Live any way you want in this filthy, grotesque, shattered split-level, built in 1950 and neglected ever since. The main feature is the damp, mildewed carpeting that goes from room to room. That, along with broken bath fixtures, never cleaned in more than 60 years, and you've got a house that you can count on to keep unwanted guests at bay. Wasted as it looks, we nonetheless suggest you inspect before you reject.